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How can you stop a car with a jelly sandwich?

I heard a joke the other day but I never got the punchline, and I’ve been thinking about it ever since. How do you stop a car with a jelly sandwich?

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Liz Jenson · Updated on
Reviewed by Shannon Martin, Licensed Insurance Agent.
Typically, the joke goes like this: How do you stop a car with a jelly sandwich? You jam on the brakes!
If you’d like to learn some car jokes of your own, here are a few to get you started:
  • What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks
  • What kind of car do they drive in Star Wars? A ToYoda
  • Why couldn’t the frog find where he had parked his car?
    He’d been toad
  • What kind of driver never gets a ticket? A screwdriver
  • What kind of snakes does Dracula keep on his car? Vindshield Vipers
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